Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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