Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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