Do vagina's smell?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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