How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
