That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We left an ass print on the piano.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
