But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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