You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Houston, we have a blender
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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