p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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