My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
