Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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