i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she smelled like a LAN party
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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