Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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