I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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