Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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