You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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