Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
