remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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