Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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