At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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