i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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