Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
