How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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