Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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