I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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