So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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