sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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