I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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