How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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