my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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