Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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