You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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