fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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