I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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