scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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