Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Even my vagina gasped.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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