That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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