I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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