In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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