So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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