Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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