Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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