whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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