8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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