I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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