lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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