In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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