We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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