don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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