two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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