there's paper in my vomit.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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