Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
is it fun? or sober?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
