so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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