Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
