It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
