so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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