Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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