You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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