Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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