Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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