I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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